Bring Out Your Dead.

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Submitted by Web_MST3K on Fri, 2008-05-02 09:39.

Joel: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Crow: We got one here for you.

BCK: I'm not dead!

Joel: What was that?

Servo: Hey, look, there's plenty of space in the back. Don't trouble yourself, we'll load him up for you.

BCK: I'm not dead!

Joel: Is this guy really dead?

BCK: I'm not dead!

Servo: Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar!

Crow: Aw jeeze, Servo!

Joel: Sorry, this is a plague cart. Stiffs only, no live passengers.

Crow: Can't you make an exception? We're sure he's going to kick the bucket at any time.

BCK: I don't want to go in the cart!

Servo: Shut up, you!

Joel: Sorry, regulations. I'll be back next week and then we'll see if I can do anything for you. Until then, you're stuck with him. See ya.

Crow: "Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar?"

Servo: It was the best thing I could think of on the spur of the moment.

BCK: I'm fine. I feel very happy!

Crow: If you would move or twitch more often, people wouldn't make mistakes like this.


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Web_MST3K's picture

Bring Out Your Dead II

Joel: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Small Child: I'd like a vanilla cone.

Joel: Kid, this is the plague cart, not an ice cream cart. We only do pick ups.

Small Child: Could I have a ride then?

Joel: No! Who are you, Eddie Munster? I have a wagon load of stiffs here. Now go away!

Melvin: Could I have two fresh ones, please?

Joel: How many times do I have to say this? I am driving a plague cart, not a produce cart.

Melvin: I know that. I'm planning to put in a new garden.

Joel: It's official, I am getting seriously creeped out here, and I ride around all day with a bunch of dead people. Sir, I can promise you that if you plant these guys, they won't grow.

Melvin: You didn't let me finish. I'm a necromancer and I'm planning to raise two of your best corpses from the dead as zombies.

Joel: Oh, I get it. You want a pair of zombie gardeners.

Melvin: Oh no, I only need one gardener. The other is for fertilizer.

Joel: Either you are going to tell me that you're planning to grow flowers, or I'm going to lose it all right here, including my lunch!

sethtriggs's picture

Ummm...interesting...

Never seen anyone riff on an unexpected hiatus before! I'm sure BCK will return one day once real life settles down for Rob and Shan!

-Seth

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misteriosa's picture

Hmmm...I'm not sure that

Hmmm...I'm not sure that life ever truly settles down in the "Casa de Chaos," does it???? I don't know Rob and Shan personally, but from what I gather from the BCK website, there's usually something going on in real life that takes priority. Not that this is a bad thing, mind you -- I'm all for people taking care of business. As a fan, though, it just makes me sad to see that the project has fallen by the wayside for them, at least for now.

I'll keep checking in, but I don't hold out much hope for a miraculous resurrection in the forseeable future.

Rob's picture

Heh!

We're still around. I've been busy working on the Sage Collective, setting up the tutorial site, and dealing with real life issues.

Shan may not be coming back to art duties after all, and I'm not sure about Aimee, either. I may be looking for a new artist soon--Part of the problem is that I can't afford to pay anyone at the moment.

"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly."

sethtriggs's picture

Steady as you go Rob!

I look forward to things working out for both of you. Please have a great day and a much better tomorrow!

-Seth

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